Friday Funnies

Charlie got out of the shower one night and was walking down the hallway in his towel.

A:  Go put a shirt on, Daddy! I don't want to see your bellybutton or those chi-chi's!!

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On the way home from church Sunday, Asher told us that he could not hold his  "teetee" in any longer.  After several failed attempts of trying to convince him that we were just minutes from home, we pulled over in a dark driveway off the feeder road.  As soon as I opened the door to unbuckle him from his carseat, he felt the cool wind and looked up at me with a panicked look on his face.  "Oh no.  Am I going to freeze my pee-pee off?!"

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I've had sore throat for about a week and my voice has been hoarse the last couple days.  And several times throughout the day I hear this from Asher:

"Stop talking like that, Momma.  I don't like you talking like a MAN!"