her thoughtful three year old proudly presents a carefully crafted beaded necklace just for his "Momma to wear"?
She wears it, of course.
Then...when packing up to head to Kroger the three year old says, "Momma, where is your necklace I made you? Will you PLEASE wear it to Kroger?"
The mother (vainly) hesitates and squirms a bit...then see this face:
"All the mans and ladies will like it. Especially William," (William is the produce guy.) the three year old assures his mother.
The mother gets many double takes from other ladies and "I feel sorry for you" gazes from college girls at the grocery store. But, as the proud three year old marches right up to William to show off his mother's new necklace, this mother is even prouder. "I made this necklace for my Momma. Doesn't she look beautiful?"
I love you sweet, Asherboy. Thank you for my beautiful necklace. It perfectly accessorized my pink cardigan, how did you know?